||||Vinyas

• If you have sex with your fiancé and then later dump her she is entitled to compensation – but only if she was a virgin at the time when you proposed!
  (It is called “Kranzgeld”)
• It is illegal to build an office without a view of the sky. Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
• It is an offence punishable with a fine and points on your licence to run out of petrol on a motorway.
• Cannot wash your car on Sunday. (more…)

Use this method only for non-cPanel control panel servers.

Step 1:  cd /etc/sysconfig/network-scripts

Step 2: cp ifcfg-eth0 ifcfg-eth0-bahhh

Step 3: nano ifcfg-eth0-bahhh
(and fill in this:)

DEVICE=eth0
BOOTPROTO=none
HWADDR=xx:xx:xx:xx:xx:xx
ONBOOT=yes
TYPE=Ethernet
NETMASK=255.255.xxx.xxx
IPADDR=xx.xx.xx.xx
GATEWAY=xx.xx.xx

Step 4: Restart the network $ ]  /etc/init.d/network restart

Done.

Add IP range

IPADDR_START=xxx.xxx.xxx.10
IPADDR_END=xxx.xxx.xxx.100
CLONENUM_START=0

cPanel – Control Panel Servers:

This can be easily done using the WHM interface: go to
IP Functions/Add a New IPAddress.

Here you can choose the “Ip(s) to add” and the Subnet Mask.

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Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times.

Once you must fall in love with your best friend, ruining your friendship forever. This will teach you who your true friends are, and the fine line between friendship and more. (more…)

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. (more…)